This evening my back was hurting all over, so I asked DH to use the plastic, knobby, massaging thingy on me. He was going at it very lightly and I told him to use more pressure, being as I like to be walked on and abused when I get a massage. WELL! This deeper pressure sent me over the edge with laughter, even my ass joined in! This is probably my first pregnancy-induced embarrassing bodily function that has occurred. Okay, maybe second, but I just thank God it was in the privacy of my own home with someone that could appreciate how funny it really was. DH says to me, "I didn't know it was possible to laugh, snort and fart all at the same time!" I'm especially proud that it actually sounded like a laugh. Ah, I wish my dad could have heard it. He would have been so amazed and proud.
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Your Dad sounds like mine, LOL!
My husband has had patients fart when he has adjusted them (chiropractor) -- imagine THAT! So of course I have a huge fear of doing just that whenever I get a maasage.
I absolutely loathe farting (I embarrass myself even when I am alone), but thanks to my sophomoric sense of humor, I find it extremely hilarious when others do it.
Ms. J - was your dad my chiropractor? I farted once during a particularly forceful backcrackinig session. I could have melted straight through the floor.
Too funny! I am a snorter myself on certain occassions. My pregnancy farting hasn't kicked in full gear yet, but once it does - watch out world!
I think farting is hilarious, except for the SBD (silent but deadly) type and at the dinner table.
I'm a massage therapist and farting happens frequently. It's hard for me not to laugh, but I don't because I would be mortified if I was the one doing it.
LOL. That's pretty funny. This is the first time you've laughed and farted simultaneously? Lucky you - I've had the embarrassing occurrence happen for the past few weeks. Luckily it's been mostly when sitting on the couch with DH - something on TV or something will crack me up and I'll let out 'two' laughs!
Wow, I feel like I've missed so much. CONGRATS! I know its late, but I have so much to catch up on.
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